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the WC… hmmm… :) August 5, 2008

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In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planing a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a guest house owned by the local shoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained a WC. In England (now evn in India), a bathroom is commonly called a  WC – or Water Closet. She wrote to the school master inquiring the facilities about the WC.

The Schoolmaster asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together, they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a ‘Wayside Chapel’ near the house… A bathroom never entered their minds. So the Schoolmaster replied :

” I take pleasure in informing you that a WC is located nine miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thurdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, i suggest u arrive early. There is however plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly. It may be of some information to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in evry seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angles. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it…. I would recommend your ladyship to plan to go on a Thursday, as there is an organ accompaniment. The accoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere… We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.”

The woman fainted reading the reply – and never visited India!!!

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.. i am grateful to rastogi who gave me smthing to srt off my blog wid….thnx man.! 🙂

Posted by : Abhishek Alex

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7 Responses to “the WC… hmmm… :)”

  1. :) Says:

    hahahha….nnaaaiiiccceeeeeeeee…!

  2. saLome' Says:

    U R JUST Simply OBSESSED WITH THE WHOLE SYTEM,,,
    U HAD HAD TO START UR BLOG WHICH DEFINITELY HAD SOMETHIN TO DO WITH SHIT!!!!

  3. gautam Says:

    dudeee…rastogi shud b thankful to HT

  4. blahmmm Says:

    Dear salome,

    a horse, a buffalo and a camel, all eat grass…..
    yet their shit comes out as pellets, cakes and grass like form respectively…completely different…

    tell me why………????
    ..
    .
    the expression on ur face tells me u dont know….
    ..
    .
    so.. if u dont know SHIT.. why wud u want to read about other things… …..?!!!? why?vai?y?

    dear readers.. shit is is the essence of life….

    i quote:
    ” yaaron potty badi hi haseen hai, yeh na ho to kya fir zindagi hai..”

    thnk u thnk u.. 🙂

  5. ayush Says:

    Hey man, nice post to start with ,and yeah its SHIT , but rightly said , its a SHITTY world out there and i bet u i wont be surprised if they have such facilities in India as those stated in this post… i mean even if they dont , having one will definitely make this country a bit cleaner…

    One thought though…first post should have been entirely self – composed…its ur blog after all… there are many other places for copyright infringement !!!

    🙂

  6. hmmmmmmenator Says:

    yeah.. its high time that indians start enjoy talking bout shit, also enjoy shitting and “make a day of it” 🙂

    nd such group shitting isnt such a bad idea for ppl like u, who would, by chance, find sm1 to get married to 😛 😀

  7. hmmmmmmenator Says:

    hohohohohohahahahahahaa.! ohh maaii godd.!!!! hoahoahaaa!!


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